Sighing, Marie marched on. Her goiters were often the source of her debilitating depression. 

Vancouver, BC

Every morning, Gerard waited for her to open up. Every morning, he wished he was sick enough to go inside.

Reims, France

“Damn, I must have the wrong address, that was definitely not 24 Hour IHOB…”

Los Angeles, CA

“Terry, for the last time, ‘do you want to race?’ is not a good pickup line…”

Miami, FL

She doesn’t only break hearts.

Tijuana, Mexico

Realizing she was now the only babe for miles, Dorothy-Anne knew she had to get back on the interstate before sundown.

Nenana, AK

“Where I live, I had to learn this from Babescoping.”

Canmore, AB

Gertrude checked her watch, and noticed the alien invasion was on schedule.

Vancouver, BC

“Successful church bingo night!”

New York, NY

Looking on jealously, Carl and Michelle dreamed.  

Montreal, QC